Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA
THIS ISN’T PIZZA?
of course it is pizza it is the lord of all pizzas
WHY WOULD THERE BE A RING BAKING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIZZA
ENGAGEMENT PIZZA
what a precious way to propose
oHMGYod
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
shIPPING IT
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
How long until user pizza finds this





